welp another thanksgiving rolls around. stayed in new orleans for a few reasons which sucks because michelle is in memphis. we’ve talked a few times how weird it is that she’s never met my parents since i seem to introduce most every female in my life to my parents(to prove im not gay). i’m not sure if it was her […]

balance exists.

as many of you know…i printed out i think 10 pictures of myself, signed them, framed then and have been handing them out to people. most of my good friends have one and if you are a good friend and haven’t gotten one then you’ll probably get one soon(gotta reorder soon) anyway, i gave nick and allie one and it’s […]

i was thinking earlier as i opened my box of hawaiian shirts that finally got here today. things really worked out for a change. usually my life consists of failure. lots of it. in work, in relationships, pretty much everything. i wish i could go back in time and tell myself “it’s going to work out”. i remember sitting in […]

I bought some hawaiian shirts off of ebay just because i’m getting kinda low…dunno what happened to a few of them and needed to stock up. I won 6 new ones for $34.00, awesome deal IMO.  I pay for them and then i get this message. —– Hi ******, This is ******* of *******.   I know that some of you paid […]

so one night when me and tarrance were walking around uptown and we decided to stop in at the ole buddha belly for some karaoke. details on the night are completely lost to history.  i remember singing Imagine by the Beatles by i did it A Perfect Circle style. some point in the song i took a pen out of […]

i think i’ve started answering my own questions from the previous post.  i really need to be less pessimistic about myself. there are plenty of great things about me that would attract someone that i actually consider worthy of my lofty standards for relationship material… definitely nervous, i need to relax and realize who i’m dealing with and just chill […]

fyi i’m totally sober writing this. this line will make sense a few paragraphs below. weekends are the worst when you’re a single male living in the US. your options are basically staying home or leaving the house. a or b. now when you end up leaving the house, you’re going to run into people, many of those are women. […]

i love it…stole a theme and modified it for my needs…i love it, crackhore, just behind your fence. im giving him props, he should feel special im ripping off one of his themes because im so sick and tired of the previous theme.  i figure too we need to evolve as a site to something equally as terrible. i might […]

I seem to only write on this site while i’m bitter and single.  So here we are. Facebook has become the anti crackhore, i update it constantly and need to figure out how to blend the two. Because not everyone on facebook is cleared to read this site, i can’t post on FB that i’ve reset the password, upgraded wordpress […]