I felt good to type out tha title. Dude you are 43 years old, nothing about you is attractive, you have gotten amazing at faking it but like jesus christ. A and then R and then K, it’s obvious having a partner wasn’t part of..this. Whatever, just be sad, blah. lol whatever, stupid feelings, just sad lonely feelings, my destiny […]

So I decided to make all of the previous posts private. I have given my employees the order that they will all be made public when I die but for now, I think it’s time for a fresh start. I’m going to start writing on this web site daily again. I don’t really have any visitors anymore which is fine […]

i wish i could email michael in 2005 and tell him not to ever date anyone seriously ever again.

That’s right…”Patrick M” at my host helped me figure out why was going wrong with the site. Now i’m upgraded and i’m going to start writing fucking stupid tons of paragraphs on this site that no one reads because i stopped updating it…fuck you, everyone sit down, i’m only on slide 2 of this presentation. Patrick i wanna give you […]

i’ve got something going on in my personal life which pretty much defies anything i’ve ever done. playing for keeps as usual. only time will tell on these sorts of things and i’m really wondering what even what i need in a woman. i mean really, when you reach this age you start to realize it’s not them, it’s you. […]

well, i kinda stopped drinking today. except for the vodka. and the beer when i woke up. my depression levels have reached a new low. i keep thinking about what 2009 has been and am just wondering if this is just going to be it. moving in with kelly was obviously a dumb fucking move. i mean seriously. when you’re […]

this was my second year to roll with my krewe. last year i really didn’t know what i was getting myself into, still had a great time. this year i knew what was coming. the story really probably starts saturday morning. bill picks me up at 7am. i’ve been up since 5:30 for some reason, finishing the beer from the […]

i used to love this site more then life itself and now it almost seems like a chore to update it….it honestly has been a long time since ive really updated this with anything of substance worth reading. as mardi gras ascends on the city again, just as every holiday, i look back on everything that has happened over the […]

my good friend boar sends me links to easynews porn pretty frequently. just what people do who work from home, we look at porn. and listen to pandora. anyway, he sends me a link to a movie by the realitykings.com, called money talks. basically coming up to people with a video camera, a hot chick and a microphone and bribing […]

so you can probably tell i have too much time on my hands and have been using the internet to relieve that. i’m friends with lots of corporations on facebook like popeyes, carlo rossi, new orleans saints, etc. all of these places have a facebook admin that nukes comments like mine. it started with wine searcher posting something about food […]