crackhore.com – Putting the pee back in creepy.™

Andrea, who obviously is bored, made toad in southpark.

props to sam….

Im standing outside in my backyard around 9pm, decked out in hawaiian and camo(like i even had to say it), peeing next to marla, who is also peeing. If any artists are reading this site, i will pay $50 if you can make me a nice painting of this. Thanks in advance.

First we have Gately’s wonderful umm well….hmmm

Next up, we have Amanda’s. Good job, Amanda, think you’re in the lead now.

Sorry about this pic but it just seemed so ummm…you. It just works perfectl. Doesn’t even look like it’s fake……but it’s real, trust me.

I am a great graphic designer.

So boar pastes me this link to a car forum where they are showing pics of them racing across the country in their super exotic cars. I’m fucked up and decide to start some shit. I ask everyone in the forum if i think this chick in a picture with one of the racers, would fuck me if i didn’t have a Ferrari.

Banning from forum ensues but i still got mine.

i made this a long time ago when i first started doing karaoke….sigh

My friend allen bought a pink alpha romero. Kept saying he was going to get painted. Told him i wouldn’t believe him even if he sent me a pic of the car painted. He never ended up selling it, drove around in his pink cake car for months, then sold it. Kind of a sad story but at least i got a update about it.